I'm pretty sure these pictures qualify me for the "Mother of the Year" award.

If you look closely you'll see my kid eating straight sugar.

If you look even more closely you might notice that he's plopped in front of the television.

What you won't see, no matter how close you look, is that he fell asleep with some of that cotton candy still in his hand and got a large crusty spot in his hair.

It was basically one whole side of his head.

It didn't get washed out for two days.

Yeah, I know.

I rock.