How's this for Random?

Last night I went to an improv comedy show at BYU with a friend and left poor Ty at home all alone. When I came home I noticed that his gun was out, so I asked him what had happened. He said that he was just sitting at the computer when he heard these people running around and screaming outside our house. So he grabbed his gun and ran outside without even putting his shoes on. It turns out that the people were chasing an escaped pig around our yard. I guess it was going to be slaughtered today and it didn't have a spider to save it. Random.